The defense lasers powered up again. Scared the absolute shit out of me. That’s the second time that’s happened in the entire time I’ve been alive on this ship.

It starts with a giant warning on the screen, which has an annoying alarm that we CAN’T turn off, and then we just see an automated camera feed showing our defense lasers suddenly firing at… a teeny tiny meteorite. Something that, yes, is technically a danger to the ship, possibly, but goodness, they make it seem like we’re being attacked by a bunch of pirates or something.

I need to go lay down. Alarms scare me.

Captain O’Connor